the big nasty is for real

At a loss

Well it is another typical week. BN is still screwing up everything she touches. Cletus is as dumb as ever. He has spent a good hour this morning printing off cheat sheets for some X-box game. I glanced over them on the printer, something about a groundhog and diggin' up flowers, even his games are red neck and immature. He got all flustered when he saw me looking at them..."uh, uh, I just thought I'd get some help with this game that has been kicking my ass. So I used my break time to look at this." Uh dude, I don't give a shit, I'm not your boss, I don't care what you are wasting your time doing. Besides, you have been running back to this printer for an hour now, that's one long damn break!!

Speaking of Cletus, you should hear him tell about his wife's operation. He makes it sound like she cut it really close and was lucky to pull through. Hello asshole, it was a boo job, not a triple bypass. Ofcourse he has never told any of us what she had done, so he just goes on with the "she's lucky to be alive" version. Poor bastard.

posted by the ex assistant @ 9:21 AM